Here is a garden of the Petit Trianon: it's for Marie Antoinette, the Queen consort of Louis XVI of France's hideaway. She always escapes from the Palace of Versailles and spends all her time in dancing, singing, gambling and so on with her favorite people.
Jacques Necker: "I believe Your Majesty is in good mood today too."
Marie Antoinette: "Don't be reserved Necker, come closer to me."
Necker: "I am humbled, Your Majesty."
Marie: "So what do you want today?"
Necker: "Actually.....excuse me if Your Majesty has already been informed but I just want to let Your Majesty know our country's economy is on the verge of collapse."
Marie: "And what?"
Necker: "The people have no bread or food."
Marie: "So what?"
Necker: "I think the situation indicates that a revolution will take place..."
Marie: "What does that have to do with me?"
Necker: "Honestly, I would rather hope Your Majesty didn't waste the National Treasury on useless things."
Marie: "If they have no bread, then let them eat cake!"
Necker: "!!!!!!!"
Marie: "By the way, where is Oscar and what is she doing now? Bring her here."
Necker: "Certainly, Your Majesty."
Oscar François de Jarjayes: "How is Your Majesty?"
Marie: "Bonjour Oscar, wow the red military uniform looks really great on you!"
Oscar: "It's my humble pleasure, Your Majesty. I'm so glad to see Your Majesty is fine."
Marie: "You are so gorgeous as the same as usual, my dearest Knight.
Oscar: "Your Majesty, I don't deserve this."
Marie: "You are too handsome for me..."
Oscar: "May it please Your Majesty, I am female...
Marie: "I know."
Oscar: "And I have a fiance; he is the love of my life.
Marie: "Let him eat cake!"
Oscar: "!!!!!!!"
Marie: "I have a crush on someone too. The fame thing isn't really real. I'm also just a woman, standing in front of a man, asking him to love her."
Oscar: "Your Majesty....."
Marie: "Even though you are not male, I absolutely totally and utterly adore you!"
Oscar: "Your Majesty....."
Marie: "My darling, I just want to do things more pleasurable with you. I want you to make my heart beat in excitement."
Oscar: ".........."
Oscar: "Oh—h, what is Your Majesty trying to do?
Oscar: "Will Your Majesty please stop that?"
Jeanne de Valois de la Motte: "What in the world are you doing, my darling? You know you are my lover."
Oscar: "No, God! No! No! Nooooooo!!!!!"
Rosalie Lamorliéle: "You belong to me, my dearest Prince! Don't you know that I only have eyes for you? You should notice my feelings to you, and think much of that."
Oscar: "Who are you? Just stop harassing me. You're no match for my brains. Drop dead!!!"
Marie: "So let's all have some fun!"
They are all hopeless! Next!!!
